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Nov 01 2013

Funny April Fool message in urdu

Agar zindagi main kabhi,

Kisi bhi morr per,

kuch dikhayi na de,

To apne aap ko Akele na samjha,

Mere pass aana,

Main apka hatho thamoo ga,

Aur seedha apko Eye specialist ke pass le chalun ga…
Happy April Fool

Nov 01 2013

Funny april fool sms message in hindi urdu

Agar apko life main kabhi koi pareshani ho,
Kuch dikhai na de raha ho,
Koi rasta nazar na aa raha ho,
To us time mujhe bulana,
Mujhe aap apne pass paao gey,
Apni
Pareshani,
ko aur badhane ke lye…
Happy April Fool

Oct 31 2013

Pak-daman raho

Suno Payare Bhaiyo
Imaam Shafi farmatay hein

Pak-daman raho,
Tumhari aurtein pak-daaman rahein gi.
Be-shak Zina qarz hai,
Agar Tu ne isay liya to adayegi tere ghar walon (Maa, Behen, Bivi, Beti) se ho gi.

Aye shakhs!
Agar Tu aqal-mand hai to iss ko jaan le bus.
(Jo Zina krta hai wo apne GHAR ki taraf RASTA deta hai)..

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Oct 31 2013

Tumhari aurtein

Suno Payare Bhaiyo
Imaam Shafi farmatay hein

Pak-daaman raho,
Tumhari aurtein pak-daaman rahein gi.
Be-shak Zina qarz hai,
Agar Tu ne isay liya to adayegi tere ghar walon (Maa, Behen, Bivi, Beti) se ho gi.

Aye shakhs!
Agar Tu aqal-mand hai to iss ko jaan le bus.
(Jo Zina krta hai wo apne GHAR ki taraf RASTA deta hai)..

Oct 31 2013

Aik Din aik derwesh

Aik Din aik derwesh  bazar me betha tha,,,

Badshah ne pocha:
“Bhai kya kr rahy ho?”

derwesh ne kaha:
“Bando ki Allah se sulha krwa raha hon. Allah to man raha hay magar bandy nai maan rahy…”

Kuch Dino bad derwesh kabrastan me betha tha. Badsha ne kaha:
“Bhai kya kr rhay ho?”

derwesh ny kaha:
“AllAH ki Bandon se sulha krwa raha hon…
Magar Aj bande tu man rahe hain ALLAH nai man raha”
“Think abt it”

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Oct 31 2013

Bando ki Allah se sulha krwa raha hon

Aik Din aik derwesh bazar me betha tha,,,

Badshah ne pocha:
“Bhai kya kr rahy ho?”

derwesh ne kaha:
Bando ki Allah se sulha krwa raha hon. Allah to man raha hay magar bandy nai maan rahy…”

Kuch Dino bad derwesh kabrastan me betha tha. Badsha ne kaha:
“Bhai kya kr rhay ho?”

derwesh ny kaha:
“AllAH ki Bandon se sulha krwa raha hon…
Magar Aj bande tu man rahe hain ALLAH nai man raha”
“Think abt it”

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Oct 31 2013

Bando ki Allah se sulha krwa raha hon

Aik Din aik derwesh bazar me betha tha,,,

Badshah ne pocha:
“Bhai kya kr rahy ho?”

derwesh ne kaha:
Bando ki Allah se sulha krwa raha hon. Allah to man raha hay magar bandy nai maan rahy…”

Kuch Dino bad derwesh kabrastan me betha tha. Badsha ne kaha:
“Bhai kya kr rhay ho?”

derwesh ny kaha:
“AllAH ki Bandon se sulha krwa raha hon…
Magar Aj bande tu man rahe hain ALLAH nai man raha”
“Think abt it”

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  • chori se choda
Nov 01 2013

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

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Advice Messages

Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u, because 20% people don’t care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

Nov 01 2013

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

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Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.

Advice Funny Jokes
The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA 4 the Future
Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER.

Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. God’s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time.

Advice Funny Jokes
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.  So love the people who treat you right.  Love the ones who don’t because you can.  Believe everthing happens for a reason.  If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.  If it changes your life, let it.  Forgive quickly.  God never said life would be easy.  He just said it would be worth it.

Nov 06 2013

Boys K Liye Behtren Bat

Boys K lye Behtren Bat
Apni Zuban ki Tezi us MAA Par mat Azmao jisne Tumhe bolna sikhaya
.
Or sari narmi us maa par na azmao jis se tum rat 2,2 baje tak bat karte ho.