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Nov 01 2013

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

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Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.

Advice Funny Jokes
The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA 4 the Future
Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER.

Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. God’s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time.

Advice Funny Jokes
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.  So love the people who treat you right.  Love the ones who don’t because you can.  Believe everthing happens for a reason.  If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.  If it changes your life, let it.  Forgive quickly.  God never said life would be easy.  He just said it would be worth it.

Nov 01 2013

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

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Advice Messages

Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u, because 20% people don’t care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

Nov 01 2013

Advice Sms

Advice Sms Messages Jokes 2011

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Advice sms
People will always throw stones in your path !

It dpends on u ! what do u make from it:

A “Wall” of difficulties.

OR,

A “Bridge of success.

Advice sms
If u want 2 b happy 4 a short tym, GET DRUNK
If u want 2 b happy 4 a long tym, FALL IN LOV3
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don’t even think of these 2.

Advice sms
Guzri huwi zindagi ko kabi yaad na karna,
Taqdeer me jo likha hai uski faryaad na krna,
Jo hona hai wo ho k rahega,
Fikar me kabi apni hansi barbaad na karna

Nov 01 2013

Latest April Fool Sms Jokes Wishes Messages And Quotes 2011

Latest April Fool Sms Jokes Wishes Messages And Quotes 2011

1.

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

2.

When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like yoU
3 ring means : I am thinking of yoU
4 ring means : I need yoU
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

3.

April fool jokes 2010
What is 143?

I love you.
No

I hate you.
No

I miss you.
No

I wish you.
NO

143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
April Fool…

Nov 01 2013

Bewafa Shayari Messages

Bewafa Shayari Messages

Humne aansoo Ko bahut Samjhaya
Tanhai Mein aaya Karo..
Yun Mehfil Mein aake Humara Mazak Na Udaya karo
Phir Aansu tadap ke Bole
Itne Logon Mein Tumhe Tanha Paate hai Isliye chale Aate hai

Nov 01 2013

April Fool Messages And Jokes Sms Exclusive Collection

Fresh April Fool Urdu Hindi And English Messages And Jokes Sms Exclusive Collection

1.
Relationships are precious

Just a friendly reminder on april fool,
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April.

2.
A study has proved

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

3.
CUTE persons

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.

4.
Happy april fool day

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.

Nov 01 2013

English April Fool Sms Jokes And Messages

Fresh Hindi Urdu And English April Fool Sms Jokes And Messages

1.

In your life, when you wake up
& don’t see any one, then
come to me, i’ll be there to
hold ur hand & take you to
the EYE SPECIALIST.

2.

Aliens have Contacted the Earth…
Just watch the News and see it….
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And
One more thing Advance mein Happy April Fool..!

3.

A day will come…

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.

Nov 05 2013

Boss Day 2011 Messages

  • Boss Day SMS
    The world’s a better place,
    because of folk like you.
    Who take the time to do nice things,
    the way you always do.
    (Happy Boss Day)
  • Boss Day SMS
    Those special people who believe in
    others give them the courage to succeed.
    It really means a lot to work with
    someone who’s so understanding and supportive.
    (Happy Boss Day)
  • Boss Day SMS
    Employee: I want a raise in my salary,
    I am in demand and have two companies running after me!
    Boss: Oh! I am really impressed but which companies are they?
    Employee slowly: The electric and the telephone company
  • Boss Day SMS
    If you want to send sms your boss
    then u can read our collection for message
    4 a goodbye to a boss, excuse me boss,
    greeting messages to boss
    (Happy Boss Day)
Nov 01 2013

Anniversary Sms Jokes 2011

Anniversary Sms Jokes 2011

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Anniversary Messages
May love continuously rule your relationship,
as you rule each other with patience and care.
Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.

Anniversary Messages
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Anniversary Messages
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

Nov 01 2013

Tamil Basant Panchami Sms Messages 2011

Tamil Basant Panchami Sms Messages 2011

Saahas Sheel Hriday Mein Bhar De
Jeevan Tyaag Tapomar Kar De,
Sanyam Satya Sneh Ka Var De
Maa Sarswati Aapke Jivan Mein Ullas Bhar De
Happy Basant Panchami…