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Nov 01 2013

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.

Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?

Husband: Yad hai,
Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,

Wife (smiles): Yes

Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata.

Nov 01 2013

Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.

Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?

Husband: Yad hai,
Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,

Wife (smiles): Yes

Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata.

Oct 31 2013

Hamara aaj or kal

KAL or AAJ:
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Kal–Log subha namaz k liye utha karty thay
Aaj–chaai k liye
Kal–Log subha Quran perha karty thay
Aaj–akhbar
Kal–Log deen k liye mehnat karty thay
Aaj–dolat k liye
Kal–Log ebadat me masruf rehty thay
Aaj–Movies or Music me
Kal–Aurat ghar ki zeenat thi
Aaj–Bazar ki
Kal–Aulad Maa/Baap ka kehna maanti thi
Aaj–Maa baap aulad ka
Hamen apna aaj badalna hoga warna..
hamara kal tareek ho jaega.

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Nov 01 2013

April fool insult message in hindi

Yaar aaj raat main ne bohat ajeeb khawab dekha,
Dunya ki khubsurat ladki mere pass bethi hai,
Wo mujhe se shadi karma chati thi,
Main Razi ho jata hun,
Jab shadi hone lagti hai,
Mehman ana shuru hote hain,
Aur jab tum aaate ho,
To wo bhaag gayi,
Ye dekh kar,
Ke ye horror movies ka hero yaha kaise….
Plz don’t mind
Happy April Fool

Nov 01 2013

April Fool Sms In Urdu

Anti April Fool sms message in Urdu

Quran Majeed main Irshad hai,
Jhoot bolne walon per Allah ki lanat hai,
1st April ko jaan bhooj kar jhoot bola jaye ga, Aur Jhoot bol kar khushi manai jaye gi,
Matlab Khuda ki lanat per bhi Musalman khushi manayin gain.
Khudara jitna ho sake ye msg har kisi behje aur musalmano ko jhoot bolne se rakain.
Shukria

قرآن مجيد ميں ارشاد_ربانى هے. جهوٹ بولنے والوں پر الله كى لعنت هے

يكم اپريل كو جان بوجھ كر جهوٹ بولا جائے گا اور جهوٹ بول كر خوشى منائى جائيگى،
يعنى خدا كى لعنت پر بهى مسلمان خوشى منائيں گے،
خدارا جتنا هوسكے يه ميسج هر جگه پہنچا ديں اور مسلمانوں كو جهوٹ بولنے سے روكيں.

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Nov 05 2013

Larkion k TOP 10 JHOOT

Larkiu k TOP 10 JHOOT:
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1. I miss u.
2. Mujhe jhoot se sakht nafrat hay.
3. Maney aj tak kisi se itni lambi baat nahi ki.
4. cousin ki call thi.
5. abhi phone na karo bhai gher pe hai.
6. Hum shadi k baad ap k ami abu k sath he rahengey
7. mere pass aik he sim hai
8. Battery low thi is liye bund tha fon
9. 20 rupey share kar do kal wapis ker dungi
10. Qasam se tumharey ilawa mera koi male frnd nahi hay
Send to all innocent boys.

Nov 06 2013

Larki Ko Propose Karne Ka Tareeqa

Larki Ko Purpose Karne Ka Tareeqa
Usse Samundar Pe Le Jao
Ship Mai Bithao Phir Ship Ko Samandar K Bich Mai Le Jao
Phir Kaho
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Mujhse Shadi Kar
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Warna Utar

Oct 31 2013

Tumhari aurtein

Suno Payare Bhaiyo
Imaam Shafi farmatay hein

Pak-daaman raho,
Tumhari aurtein pak-daaman rahein gi.
Be-shak Zina qarz hai,
Agar Tu ne isay liya to adayegi tere ghar walon (Maa, Behen, Bivi, Beti) se ho gi.

Aye shakhs!
Agar Tu aqal-mand hai to iss ko jaan le bus.
(Jo Zina krta hai wo apne GHAR ki taraf RASTA deta hai)..

Oct 31 2013

Pak-daman raho

Suno Payare Bhaiyo
Imaam Shafi farmatay hein

Pak-daman raho,
Tumhari aurtein pak-daaman rahein gi.
Be-shak Zina qarz hai,
Agar Tu ne isay liya to adayegi tere ghar walon (Maa, Behen, Bivi, Beti) se ho gi.

Aye shakhs!
Agar Tu aqal-mand hai to iss ko jaan le bus.
(Jo Zina krta hai wo apne GHAR ki taraf RASTA deta hai)..

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Oct 31 2013

Allah ki 4 Rehmatain

<(ALLAH)>

Ki

4

Rehmtain Jo insan Say Bardasht Nahi Houti.

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1.BETI

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2.MEHMAN

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3.BARISH

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4.BIMARI

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ALLAH

K

4

Azab Jo insan Bahut Khushi Say Qabool Kertay Hain.

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1.SOOD

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2.JAHEZ

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3.GHEEBAT

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4.JHOOT

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